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Baujahr and the Früms

Dec 31, 2012And now, this musical interlude...
Jan 07, 2013Best Episode of "Downton Abbey" ever!
Jan 14, 2013Somebody get Earl with the program please.
Jan 21, 2013Doesn't anyone know "The Camp Town Races?"
Jan 28, 2013My Früm is a killing word.
Feb 04, 2013Mauling here and there and everywhere.
Feb 11, 2013Shouldn't we try to pass Früm marriage first?
Feb 18, 2013Cereal? A crummy commercial? Son of a Früm!
Feb 25, 2013Fortunately, it's a short story.

Special Content

Dec 24, 2012I got a rock.

Middle Ground

Mar 04, 2013How bout a little mustard to go with your Catch-Up.
Mar 11, 2013Maya Angelou you are not...
Mar 18, 2013Oh, I get it... They paddled their way into 1998.
Mar 24, 2013Oooh, is it gonna be one of those epic rap battles?!?
Mar 31, 2013Can we stop by Peanuts first? I'm starving!
Apr 07, 2013Stones, Shmones... Tell me where you got those boots!
Apr 14, 2013Neat trick. Do you also do windows?
Apr 21, 2013As a follow-up suggestion... get funky!
Apr 28, 2013I... I guess you had to be there?
Jun 03, 2013Hide all you want, there's no way you're getting that hat over those ears.
Jun 09, 2013Not to mention the torrid affair with my bedspread...
Jun 17, 2013FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRRRDD!!

Baujahr Begins!

Aug 18, 2011Baujahr! Begins
Aug 19, 2011Tasty on sammiches
Aug 20, 2011Won't that make it hard to light my cigarette?
Aug 21, 2011But you can keep your vinyl copy of Kajagoogoo...
Aug 22, 2011Does that make me the Milk?
Aug 29, 2011Oh no! I just started this web site and everything!
Sep 05, 2011You, uh... you got a bit of the Plate on you there...
Sep 12, 2011I used to think a "hostile" was a turnstile that slapped you on the rump as you walked through...
Sep 19, 2011Well..? We're waiting...
Sep 26, 2011Darmstadt... The flavor says "butter."
Oct 03, 2011I like mine with oatmeal. And chocolate. And butterscotch. And...
Oct 10, 2011Not singing, actually. Had a bad burrito earlier.
Oct 17, 2011Expect a citation from the Home Owners Association.
Oct 24, 2011Perhaps Autotune serves a purpose after all.
Oct 31, 2011Never bungle another man's bowler.
Nov 07, 2011Check the label in his underwear to be sure.
Nov 14, 2011Did you need me to sign for that?
Nov 16, 2011You lose a hat, but you're given the bird.
Nov 21, 2011Tasted better going down.
Nov 28, 2011Focus that rage, man...
Dec 02, 2011This way to the Egress...
Dec 05, 2011See if one of them will pick up a pizza...
Dec 09, 2011Snap! Crackle! Butt!
Dec 12, 2011And "like a good neighbor," I totally ignored it.
Dec 16, 2011Computer down..? My Commodore-64 never crashes!
Dec 19, 2011Maybe I should've said "two to pillowy cloud up" instead.
Dec 23, 2011Do you think Nic Cage will star in Baujahr: The Motion Picture now?
Dec 26, 2011In space, no one can see your pores...
Dec 30, 2011Any chance the hat is going to be full of hot Earl Grey tea?
Jan 02, 2012Be a shame if something bad happens to my nice new hat!
Jan 06, 2012Have Gun - Will Trample
Jan 09, 2012...and Satyr graham crackers.
Jan 13, 2012Baujahr, Baujahr, anger and pie / Killed the bots and made Jeff cry.
Jan 16, 2012This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Jan 20, 2012And don't let the pod bay door hit you on the rump on your way out...
Jan 23, 2012Also, I'd like to give you this free copy of "The Watchtower."
Jan 27, 2012Well, that's... not good...
Jan 30, 2012You know. For kicks.
Feb 03, 2012Well, chute...
Feb 06, 2012Must be a private joke.
Feb 10, 2012Someone call Redenbacher, this one didn't *POP*.
Feb 13, 2012Yeah, but then there was that whole season of Lost where EVERYONE was dead.
Feb 17, 2012Okay, dear. Wear a sweater and be home before dark.
Feb 20, 2012You think you're ticked now? Wait till the duck and the dog get here!
Feb 24, 2012Because every comic is made better by robots!
Feb 26, 2012Wasn't Irrelephant Big Bird's imaginary friend on Sesame Street?
Mar 02, 2012"Relax, dude. I have NO arms. Or feet. Unless... what's this thing on top of my head?"
Mar 05, 2012Ima go hang at that flea market over there. Those dudes look friendly.
Mar 09, 2012Quickly! I have an Extreme Frisbee tournament to get to.
Mar 12, 2012What did fi-- er... three fingers say to the face?
Mar 16, 2012Just what this comic was missing... sarcastic pants.
Mar 19, 2012Please allow me to refrain from comment on the "magic coin purse."
Mar 22, 2012Is it too late to change my wish to a Maserati?
Mar 26, 2012Coming up this Friday, our new comic "Jeff!"
Mar 30, 2012Just tell them "Baujahr" is the name of a new kind of cheese danish.
Apr 02, 2012Sure, I'm just waiting for the Yellow Moon, Green Clover, and the rest of the marshmallows to get here. Why not?
Apr 06, 2012Bad news, man. She meant you should have that wacky cactus make the wish for you.
Apr 09, 2012Poof..?
Apr 13, 2012Cool? That's like asking for a steak dinner and getting a McBurger!
Apr 16, 2012Because it's not uncommon for wild forrest creatures to run screaming from my mom...
Apr 20, 2012No, apparently I'm Jeff's very damp twin. Towelette?
Apr 23, 2012Maybe throw on some pants the next time you go bounding into the air there...
Apr 27, 2012Didn't see that one coming, did ja'?
Apr 30, 2012Okay, this one may get a little long...
May 04, 2012A Tale of Two Jeffs.
May 07, 2012Look out, tummy, here he comes!
May 11, 2012My best friend is a bag of toenail clippings. Mostly my toenails.
May 14, 2012You know, if you wanna'. No big deal.
May 18, 2012Meanwhile, in my trousers...
May 21, 2012That bowler was a gift to me from the Queen of Levi's World!!
May 25, 2012Plate... Cookie... They can both be 'chipped.'
May 28, 2012"Deja Blew" = The feeling that I've exploded like this before.
Jun 01, 2012Still can't remember the pin number for my ATM card though.
Jun 04, 2012Last time I ate a dead body, all I got was indigestion and a Buick LeSabre.
Jun 08, 2012If I am, I just destroyed his underwear.
Jun 11, 2012I don't know that thinking is his real strength...
Jun 15, 2012I knew we should've made that left turn a Trrbuk.
Jun 18, 2012No thanks. Six bags is my limit.
Jun 22, 2012Yeah. And..?
Jun 25, 2012Care for a cup-full of my guest bathroom..?
Jun 29, 2012Just be glad we're at the front door, if you know what I'm saying.
Jul 02, 2012Oh sure, but when I let my cat do it...
Jul 06, 2012What if I'm neither of those things? What then?
Jul 09, 2012Personal Space!! Personal Space!!
Jul 13, 2012All it had in it was $2 and some butt lint, but it's the principle of the matter.
Jul 16, 2012As one man's journey begins, another's nudity ends...
Jul 20, 2012Then I guess it goes without saying, don't feed... ANYTHING.
Jul 23, 2012And while we're summing things up... Anger issues. You have 'em.
Jul 27, 2012It's a very special time in a young man's life when he grows... Amish.
Jul 30, 2012Truer words, Jeff...
Aug 03, 2012Yeah, the hat is yours, but you owe five bucks if you wanna' keep the beard.
Aug 06, 2012There's another five bucks well spent then.
Aug 10, 2012Would he, could he, in a box?
Aug 13, 2012If we get there and he doesn't have some Fruit Stripe gum, I'm gonna' be livid.
Aug 17, 2012Speak for yourself. My lungs burn just from stepping up on the curb.
Aug 20, 2012They also don't ride motorcycles or eat linguine. Sad, isn't it?
Aug 24, 2012After that thing with your eyes, I'm willing to dig my way out of here using my teeth.
Aug 27, 2012Talk about breakin' your eggs. Yeesh.
Aug 31, 2012You break it, you bought it, pal.
Sep 03, 2012Give me a crack at that...
Sep 07, 2012Did we... did we just get "belched?"
Sep 10, 2012"I found it in the field" is the new "It fell off a truck."
Sep 14, 2012Wild? I was going for Icky.
Sep 17, 2012The robot is a distant cousin we prefer not to talk about.
Sep 21, 2012Space Fleas... The bane of Interstellar Kitty and Galaxy Pooch.
Sep 24, 2012Just last week I faced three wraths and a mirth.
Sep 28, 2012grrrgle..!
Oct 01, 2012Jeff's long-term memory loss has us a bit concerned.
Oct 05, 2012Oh yeah, that Plate guy. He was a blast.
Oct 08, 2012Not to mention that powdered wig phase...
Oct 12, 2012My chain wallet is a legacy too... of 1993.
Oct 15, 2012Lower-intestinal travel is faster than your average bullet train, after all.
Oct 19, 2012Does it have Oprah's portrait on it?
Oct 22, 2012Oddly, this is not the first time I've been given money to leave...
Oct 26, 2012I hear Q-Bert was buried with his cat.
Oct 29, 2012It doesn't sound like much, but in this economy...
Nov 02, 2012It's not like these little arms were built for the backstroke.
Nov 05, 2012I wonder, wonder who rode the bot of love...
Nov 09, 2012I hear all the good coin is in the Cayman Islands.
Nov 12, 2012I can practically hear Linkin Park rolling over the credits!
Nov 16, 2012Don't know what you're complaining about. Those things are $25 to rent at Pismo Beach.
Nov 19, 2012Glad I didn't mention that fly in my soup.
Nov 23, 2012Brrble-grrble-glub-glub.
Nov 26, 2012Can't you see, I have the legs of a dancer?
Nov 30, 2012The real question: Can beggars be swimmers?
Dec 03, 2012Maybe you need to jiggle the handle.
Dec 07, 2012You steer with your feet?!? I'm definitely doing something wrong then...
Dec 10, 2012If I tag this with "Star Wars," will readership go up?
Dec 14, 2012Does "Kee Koo" translate to "You're grounded?"
Dec 17, 2012It'll stunt your existentialism.
Dec 21, 2012Well... That seems sorta final, don't it?

You Gotta Start Somewhere (Chapter One)

Aug 18, 2011Baujahr! Begins
Aug 19, 2011Tasty on sammiches
Aug 20, 2011Won't that make it hard to light my cigarette?
Aug 21, 2011But you can keep your vinyl copy of Kajagoogoo...
Aug 22, 2011Does that make me the Milk?
Aug 29, 2011Oh no! I just started this web site and everything!
Sep 05, 2011You, uh... you got a bit of the Plate on you there...
Sep 12, 2011I used to think a "hostile" was a turnstile that slapped you on the rump as you walked through...
Sep 19, 2011Well..? We're waiting...
Sep 26, 2011Darmstadt... The flavor says "butter."
Oct 03, 2011I like mine with oatmeal. And chocolate. And butterscotch. And...
Oct 10, 2011Not singing, actually. Had a bad burrito earlier.
Oct 17, 2011Expect a citation from the Home Owners Association.
Oct 24, 2011Perhaps Autotune serves a purpose after all.
Oct 31, 2011Never bungle another man's bowler.
Nov 07, 2011Check the label in his underwear to be sure.
Nov 14, 2011Did you need me to sign for that?
Nov 16, 2011You lose a hat, but you're given the bird.
Nov 21, 2011Tasted better going down.
Nov 28, 2011Focus that rage, man...
Dec 02, 2011This way to the Egress...
Dec 05, 2011See if one of them will pick up a pizza...
Dec 09, 2011Snap! Crackle! Butt!
Dec 12, 2011And "like a good neighbor," I totally ignored it.
Dec 16, 2011Computer down..? My Commodore-64 never crashes!
Dec 19, 2011Maybe I should've said "two to pillowy cloud up" instead.
Dec 23, 2011Do you think Nic Cage will star in Baujahr: The Motion Picture now?
Dec 26, 2011In space, no one can see your pores...
Dec 30, 2011Any chance the hat is going to be full of hot Earl Grey tea?
Jan 02, 2012Be a shame if something bad happens to my nice new hat!
Jan 06, 2012Have Gun - Will Trample
Jan 09, 2012...and Satyr graham crackers.
Jan 13, 2012Baujahr, Baujahr, anger and pie / Killed the bots and made Jeff cry.
Jan 16, 2012This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Jan 20, 2012And don't let the pod bay door hit you on the rump on your way out...
Jan 23, 2012Also, I'd like to give you this free copy of "The Watchtower."
Jan 27, 2012Well, that's... not good...
Jan 30, 2012You know. For kicks.
Feb 03, 2012Well, chute...
Feb 06, 2012Must be a private joke.
Feb 10, 2012Someone call Redenbacher, this one didn't *POP*.
Feb 13, 2012Yeah, but then there was that whole season of Lost where EVERYONE was dead.
Feb 17, 2012Okay, dear. Wear a sweater and be home before dark.
Feb 20, 2012You think you're ticked now? Wait till the duck and the dog get here!
Feb 24, 2012Because every comic is made better by robots!
Feb 26, 2012Wasn't Irrelephant Big Bird's imaginary friend on Sesame Street?
Mar 02, 2012"Relax, dude. I have NO arms. Or feet. Unless... what's this thing on top of my head?"
Mar 05, 2012Ima go hang at that flea market over there. Those dudes look friendly.
Mar 09, 2012Quickly! I have an Extreme Frisbee tournament to get to.
Mar 12, 2012What did fi-- er... three fingers say to the face?
Mar 16, 2012Just what this comic was missing... sarcastic pants.
Mar 19, 2012Please allow me to refrain from comment on the "magic coin purse."
Mar 22, 2012Is it too late to change my wish to a Maserati?
Mar 26, 2012Coming up this Friday, our new comic "Jeff!"
Mar 30, 2012Just tell them "Baujahr" is the name of a new kind of cheese danish.
Apr 02, 2012Sure, I'm just waiting for the Yellow Moon, Green Clover, and the rest of the marshmallows to get here. Why not?
Apr 06, 2012Bad news, man. She meant you should have that wacky cactus make the wish for you.
Apr 09, 2012Poof..?
Apr 13, 2012Cool? That's like asking for a steak dinner and getting a McBurger!
Apr 16, 2012Because it's not uncommon for wild forrest creatures to run screaming from my mom...
Apr 20, 2012No, apparently I'm Jeff's very damp twin. Towelette?
Apr 23, 2012Maybe throw on some pants the next time you go bounding into the air there...
Apr 27, 2012Didn't see that one coming, did ja'?

Back To Baujahr! (Chapter Two)

Apr 30, 2012Okay, this one may get a little long...
May 04, 2012A Tale of Two Jeffs.
May 07, 2012Look out, tummy, here he comes!
May 11, 2012My best friend is a bag of toenail clippings. Mostly my toenails.
May 14, 2012You know, if you wanna'. No big deal.
May 18, 2012Meanwhile, in my trousers...
May 21, 2012That bowler was a gift to me from the Queen of Levi's World!!
May 25, 2012Plate... Cookie... They can both be 'chipped.'
May 28, 2012"Deja Blew" = The feeling that I've exploded like this before.
Jun 01, 2012Still can't remember the pin number for my ATM card though.
Jun 04, 2012Last time I ate a dead body, all I got was indigestion and a Buick LeSabre.
Jun 08, 2012If I am, I just destroyed his underwear.
Jun 11, 2012I don't know that thinking is his real strength...
Jun 15, 2012I knew we should've made that left turn a Trrbuk.
Jun 18, 2012No thanks. Six bags is my limit.
Jun 22, 2012Yeah. And..?
Jun 25, 2012Care for a cup-full of my guest bathroom..?
Jun 29, 2012Just be glad we're at the front door, if you know what I'm saying.
Jul 02, 2012Oh sure, but when I let my cat do it...
Jul 06, 2012What if I'm neither of those things? What then?
Jul 09, 2012Personal Space!! Personal Space!!
Jul 13, 2012All it had in it was $2 and some butt lint, but it's the principle of the matter.
Jul 16, 2012As one man's journey begins, another's nudity ends...
Jul 20, 2012Then I guess it goes without saying, don't feed... ANYTHING.
Jul 23, 2012And while we're summing things up... Anger issues. You have 'em.
Jul 27, 2012It's a very special time in a young man's life when he grows... Amish.
Jul 30, 2012Truer words, Jeff...
Aug 03, 2012Yeah, the hat is yours, but you owe five bucks if you wanna' keep the beard.
Aug 06, 2012There's another five bucks well spent then.
Aug 10, 2012Would he, could he, in a box?
Aug 13, 2012If we get there and he doesn't have some Fruit Stripe gum, I'm gonna' be livid.
Aug 17, 2012Speak for yourself. My lungs burn just from stepping up on the curb.
Aug 20, 2012They also don't ride motorcycles or eat linguine. Sad, isn't it?
Aug 24, 2012After that thing with your eyes, I'm willing to dig my way out of here using my teeth.
Aug 27, 2012Talk about breakin' your eggs. Yeesh.
Aug 31, 2012You break it, you bought it, pal.
Sep 03, 2012Give me a crack at that...
Sep 07, 2012Did we... did we just get "belched?"
Sep 10, 2012"I found it in the field" is the new "It fell off a truck."
Sep 14, 2012Wild? I was going for Icky.
Sep 17, 2012The robot is a distant cousin we prefer not to talk about.

Paternity Tested (Chapter Three)

Sep 21, 2012Space Fleas... The bane of Interstellar Kitty and Galaxy Pooch.
Sep 24, 2012Just last week I faced three wraths and a mirth.
Sep 28, 2012grrrgle..!
Oct 01, 2012Jeff's long-term memory loss has us a bit concerned.
Oct 05, 2012Oh yeah, that Plate guy. He was a blast.
Oct 08, 2012Not to mention that powdered wig phase...
Oct 12, 2012My chain wallet is a legacy too... of 1993.
Oct 15, 2012Lower-intestinal travel is faster than your average bullet train, after all.
Oct 19, 2012Does it have Oprah's portrait on it?
Oct 22, 2012Oddly, this is not the first time I've been given money to leave...
Oct 26, 2012I hear Q-Bert was buried with his cat.
Oct 29, 2012It doesn't sound like much, but in this economy...
Nov 02, 2012It's not like these little arms were built for the backstroke.
Nov 05, 2012I wonder, wonder who rode the bot of love...
Nov 09, 2012I hear all the good coin is in the Cayman Islands.
Nov 12, 2012I can practically hear Linkin Park rolling over the credits!
Nov 16, 2012Don't know what you're complaining about. Those things are $25 to rent at Pismo Beach.
Nov 19, 2012Glad I didn't mention that fly in my soup.
Nov 23, 2012Brrble-grrble-glub-glub.
Nov 26, 2012Can't you see, I have the legs of a dancer?
Nov 30, 2012The real question: Can beggars be swimmers?
Dec 03, 2012Maybe you need to jiggle the handle.
Dec 07, 2012You steer with your feet?!? I'm definitely doing something wrong then...
Dec 10, 2012If I tag this with "Star Wars," will readership go up?
Dec 14, 2012Does "Kee Koo" translate to "You're grounded?"
Dec 17, 2012It'll stunt your existentialism.
Dec 21, 2012Well... That seems sorta final, don't it?