Well, Clarice – have the gnomes stopped screaming?
I had a couple friends growing up who would take me to the edge of things (like a highway entry ramp, for instance), and say things like “Jump with me.”
It’s amazing the invulnerability you have when you’re young. And now, at 40, I have to stay home from work because my head hurts.
Could be worse, I guess. Could have my face get pecked off by birds. Little jerk-beaked birds…
