Did Noodle-Roni have a slogan?  And why was Rice-A-Roni such a big deal in San Francisco?  I mean, I live an hour away from there, and I never hear anyone talk about it.  I mean, I grew up in Michigan, and maybe I was just super-impressionable, but I was sure California was eating the heck out of this stuff.

Or was it some exchange program in advertising?  On the West Coast, did they call it the Wisconsin Treat maybe?  Was Noodle-Roni the Florida Filler?  Does it cross boarders?  “Box-O-Roni…  All your Canadian Carbs!”  Well, that’s probably unlikely.  There’s no way it could compete with Kraft dinner, eh?

 

Don’t even get me started on Chicken Tonight/Beef Tonight gravy.

 

Maybe Gary isn’t the only one on drugs.