It’d be a lot easier for me to listen to your story if I had some corn nuts to go with it.
Everything’s easier to choke down with the cool ranch taste of… nutty… corny… um…
What the holy heck is in corn nuts anyways???
Hey, you’re probably not reading this, because you’ve got explosions in your back yard and hot dogs on the grill and smoke filling your lungs from both, but…
Happy Independence Day to all our American readers, and happy “we’re doing just fine over here too, thanks for asking” Day to those of you anywhere else!
