That didn’t hit the spot so much as pummel it.
This comic is far to descriptive of how my weekend went. I am Jack’s bologna sandwich.
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I never seem to have all the ingredients to make up a batch anyways. Wind up having to go over to my neighbor’s house and ask if I can borrow a cup of Innocent Townspeople Victims. And he still hasn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Actually, there’s no continuation there. I literally can’t make an omelet. At least not a classic French one. I guess I was raised thinking what I was being served by my mom was an omelet, but it was actually somewhere[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They met using that new dating app, “Sinder.”
Remember the board game “Mystery Date?” Well, this is almost like that, expect we lost some of the pieces, and the only other Milton Bradley product we had lying around was a Ouija board. I met this dreamboat, Brad, from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I pay too much for basic cable for it to make my head spin around like this. More like “Must Scream TV,” amiright?
A razor a day would probably keep the doctor away. If he knew what was good for him.
Kidding, kids! Don’t ever vandalize your neighbors’ homes. They likely have cameras. And guns. Unless they give you pennies. Man, there may have been a time when getting a penny was almost as good as getting a piece of candy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Still a better love story than Batman v. Superman*
*This one is a real review
Anyone else sign up for the Spells dental plan?
There’s a discount on extractions this week. Is it weird that this comic page is more violent than Suicide Squad?* *not a review
Wait for my signal!
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