Oh, Yahoo. You yodelled your way into our hearts. Once. Three weeks without a car has a very massive effect on a person. Especially if, like me, you do all the household shopping, making three or more grocery store[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Got in a car accident last week, so, sadly, didn’t get around to posting the strips. Very sorry about that. Not as sorry as I am bumming rides to work and waiting to see if my car is coming back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh wait… that’s the wrong slogan. Ouija Board is more of a “let your fingers do the talking” anyways.
And if you need some quick cash, you can always go shake down the Unicef kids.
I know, I know. Holidays. Schedules. Never the twain shall meet, correct? I mean, I guess it’s gotta be 4th of July somewhere, right? Even if that somewhere is yesterday.
It, uh, doesn’t count as a “Christmas in July” story if we start it in June, right?
Perhaps a Black Christmas is one that happens in the Summer. The miserably hot, unrelentingly tortuous Summer. I was not built for this kind of weather. Sleep has been nearly impossible the last several days as it sits at a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m in the mood for a Cadbury omelet.
Back from Michigan (if you missed that I was travelling, it was mentioned here). Came home, became infested with plague (again!), and am slowly beginning to feel like a human-shaped thing again. SO THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO THREATEN ME[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I mean, we mostly do it so the cats don’t pee under there. But it’s also so we don’t get eaten by monsters. Specifically monsters that smell of cat urine.
