We also don’t much care to aim where we pee…
Also lifting the seat doesn’t matter to me. (Lies. But the rhyme works as well as the stereotypes so I’m gonna go with it.)
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If you haunt at pre-dusk, you’re not a monster so much as a mild annoyance.
Had one of my all-time heroes on my podcast last night. So it’s little difficult for me to talk about much else today. I’m sure my co-workers love me. No, really. I’m, like, totally sure.
Like an elevator, church gatherings, or a police line-up. …I said try.
Speaking of days later… Oops! Tuesday is the day Spells lands, but I am learning that, even with calendar reminders on my phone, I am getting more and more forgetful. But instead of waiting until next week, I thought I’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s okay, really. My ear is swollen shut so I can’t even hear the phone if it rings. It is ringing. Right? Right?? *sob*
So, what the heck happened? I know we mentioned December slowing things up, but here it is the second week of January and… I know. I’m the one asking these things. Not you. Not even Levi, who I spoke to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And no, don’t be one of those jerks who saves it for the encore. I gotta get home by 9pm. Bones is on.
So you’re saying it’s kind of like going to a Kate Bush concert.
I’ll keep running up that hill… to try and escape. (and yes, this is a joke. I don’t enjoy Kate Bush’s music, but I grew up loving Stryper, so I don’t really throw stones, you know?)
Finally! This is the recipe that will truly beat Bobby Flay!
I mean, not enough butter for Paula Dean. And that Unbaptiz-R looks too much like a unitasker for Alton Brown’s kitchen. Perhaps it could land on an episode of Unique Sweets. It certainly counts as the former. It’s probably time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, under the right circumstances, there’s always room for mortals.
Which is a great thing as I’m trying to figure out where to have all the family stay for the holidays. Now instead of inflatable mattresses, I can just invest in some new tupperwear! Uncle Ted safely nestled under a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
