“Eating” is a bit too polite of a term.
I have several others you can borrow though. Most of them on loan from NASA.
Side Note: I am again not totally in love with the irony of posting pages from a Christmas Special when it reached upwards of 115 degrees here this past weekend. I think I instantly got kicked off of Santa’s “Nice” list with the string of profanities I started spouting as my undernethers became unusable swampland.
And there you go… Your T.M.I. Tuesday.