Anyone else sign up for the Spells dental plan?
There’s a discount on extractions this week. Is it weird that this comic page is more violent than Suicide Squad?* *not a review
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Don’t mind me, just sitting here trying to convince myself that I wasn’t Levi’s model for the Black Plague. My mom used to sell A-Non (or, you know, this world’s equivalent) when I was a wee boy. It was a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s more of a participation trophy.
Which is perfectly okay. Sometimes it’s okay to win just by trying. Or by finishing everything on your plate. Unless it’s mushrooms. I’ve never gotten my mushroom trophy, and I’m perfectly all right with that. Point is, be a gracious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Non-magical unicorns usually excel at spell and sports trivia.
And narwhals make the best donuts. …I don’t mean they bake them. …They fry them. The best donuts are always fried.
That’s a flavor to savor!
To be fair though, I also hate cilantro.
Looking this pretty every day takes a lot of upkeep. …as does crawling out of bed in the first place.
But nowhere near as sick as the Popcorn Zombie. A thousand times NOPE!
Plus you’re literally spitting distance from downtown.
