Wow, that was the longest wait for a payoff, wasn’t it? (Please, yes, I know… “Payoff” is maybe too complimentary a term for this page/comic/website.) So I disappeared for a while. Things got… a little overwhelming. And the positively bleak. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…nobody ask me how I know that last one.
Like, for instance, why do I own Crocs when I don’t appear to have any feet. Or, the real question, why does anyone own Crocs who have feet.
I have several others you can borrow though. Most of them on loan from NASA. Side Note: I am again not totally in love with the irony of posting pages from a Christmas Special when it reached upwards of 115[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, Yahoo. You yodelled your way into our hearts. Once. Three weeks without a car has a very massive effect on a person. Especially if, like me, you do all the household shopping, making three or more grocery store[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Got in a car accident last week, so, sadly, didn’t get around to posting the strips. Very sorry about that. Not as sorry as I am bumming rides to work and waiting to see if my car is coming back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh wait… that’s the wrong slogan. Ouija Board is more of a “let your fingers do the talking” anyways.
I know, I know. Holidays. Schedules. Never the twain shall meet, correct? I mean, I guess it’s gotta be 4th of July somewhere, right? Even if that somewhere is yesterday.
Perhaps a Black Christmas is one that happens in the Summer. The miserably hot, unrelentingly tortuous Summer. I was not built for this kind of weather. Sleep has been nearly impossible the last several days as it sits at a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m in the mood for a Cadbury omelet.
