I never seem to have all the ingredients to make up a batch anyways. Wind up having to go over to my neighbor’s house and ask if I can borrow a cup of Innocent Townspeople Victims. And he still hasn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Actually, there’s no continuation there. I literally can’t make an omelet. At least not a classic French one. I guess I was raised thinking what I was being served by my mom was an omelet, but it was actually somewhere[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They met using that new dating app, “Sinder.”
Remember the board game “Mystery Date?” Well, this is almost like that, expect we lost some of the pieces, and the only other Milton Bradley product we had lying around was a Ouija board. I met this dreamboat, Brad, from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I pay too much for basic cable for it to make my head spin around like this. More like “Must Scream TV,” amiright?
Still a better love story than Batman v. Superman*
*This one is a real review
Anyone else sign up for the Spells dental plan?
There’s a discount on extractions this week. Is it weird that this comic page is more violent than Suicide Squad?* *not a review
Wait for my signal!
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It’s more of a participation trophy.
Which is perfectly okay. Sometimes it’s okay to win just by trying. Or by finishing everything on your plate. Unless it’s mushrooms. I’ve never gotten my mushroom trophy, and I’m perfectly all right with that. Point is, be a gracious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Non-magical unicorns usually excel at spell and sports trivia.
And narwhals make the best donuts. …I don’t mean they bake them. …They fry them. The best donuts are always fried.
That’s a flavor to savor!
