Thanks, Easter Bunny…
I’m in the mood for a Cadbury omelet.
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If this story finishes by Easter, it’ll be a Christmas miracle.
Back from Michigan (if you missed that I was travelling, it was mentioned here). Came home, became infested with plague (again!), and am slowly beginning to feel like a human-shaped thing again. SO THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO THREATEN ME[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The secret, I think, is to have your mattress flat on the floor.
I mean, we mostly do it so the cats don’t pee under there. But it’s also so we don’t get eaten by monsters. Specifically monsters that smell of cat urine.
We also don’t much care to aim where we pee…
Also lifting the seat doesn’t matter to me. (Lies. But the rhyme works as well as the stereotypes so I’m gonna go with it.)
If you haunt at pre-dusk, you’re not a monster so much as a mild annoyance.
Had one of my all-time heroes on my podcast last night. So it’s little difficult for me to talk about much else today. I’m sure my co-workers love me. No, really. I’m, like, totally sure.
So you’re saying it’s kind of like going to a Kate Bush concert.
I’ll keep running up that hill… to try and escape. (and yes, this is a joke. I don’t enjoy Kate Bush’s music, but I grew up loving Stryper, so I don’t really throw stones, you know?)
Finally! This is the recipe that will truly beat Bobby Flay!
I mean, not enough butter for Paula Dean. And that Unbaptiz-R looks too much like a unitasker for Alton Brown’s kitchen. Perhaps it could land on an episode of Unique Sweets. It certainly counts as the former. It’s probably time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, under the right circumstances, there’s always room for mortals.
Which is a great thing as I’m trying to figure out where to have all the family stay for the holidays. Now instead of inflatable mattresses, I can just invest in some new tupperwear! Uncle Ted safely nestled under a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate people. But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?
I appreciate that all of you have come from quite far, but I’d like to leave now and someone’s blocking my car
Does it pair well with Red, White, or the violent screams of the innocents?
