Back from Michigan (if you missed that I was travelling, it was mentioned here). Came home, became infested with plague (again!), and am slowly beginning to feel like a human-shaped thing again. SO THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO THREATEN ME[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I mean, we mostly do it so the cats don’t pee under there. But it’s also so we don’t get eaten by monsters. Specifically monsters that smell of cat urine.
Also lifting the seat doesn’t matter to me. (Lies. But the rhyme works as well as the stereotypes so I’m gonna go with it.)
Had one of my all-time heroes on my podcast last night. So it’s little difficult for me to talk about much else today. I’m sure my co-workers love me. No, really. I’m, like, totally sure.
I’ll keep running up that hill… to try and escape. (and yes, this is a joke. I don’t enjoy Kate Bush’s music, but I grew up loving Stryper, so I don’t really throw stones, you know?)
I mean, not enough butter for Paula Dean. And that Unbaptiz-R looks too much like a unitasker for Alton Brown’s kitchen. Perhaps it could land on an episode of Unique Sweets. It certainly counts as the former. It’s probably time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Which is a great thing as I’m trying to figure out where to have all the family stay for the holidays. Now instead of inflatable mattresses, I can just invest in some new tupperwear! Uncle Ted safely nestled under a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I appreciate that all of you have come from quite far, but I’d like to leave now and someone’s blocking my car
Does it pair well with Red, White, or the violent screams of the innocents?
(and yes, I know, there’s a totally different comparison I could’ve gone for with this, but Twitter already has enough problems going on.) So, as a kid, I remember watching some movie preview/movie review show on Showtime. For the life[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
