Issue Two
If this story finishes by Easter, it’ll be a Christmas miracle.
Back from Michigan (if you missed that I was travelling, it was mentioned here). Came home, became infested with plague (again!), and am slowly beginning to feel like a human-shaped thing again. SO THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO THREATEN ME[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The secret, I think, is to have your mattress flat on the floor.
I mean, we mostly do it so the cats don’t pee under there. But it’s also so we don’t get eaten by monsters. Specifically monsters that smell of cat urine.
We also don’t much care to aim where we pee…
Also lifting the seat doesn’t matter to me. (Lies. But the rhyme works as well as the stereotypes so I’m gonna go with it.)
If you haunt at pre-dusk, you’re not a monster so much as a mild annoyance.
Had one of my all-time heroes on my podcast last night. So it’s little difficult for me to talk about much else today. I’m sure my co-workers love me. No, really. I’m, like, totally sure.
Speaking of days later… Oops! Tuesday is the day Spells lands, but I am learning that, even with calendar reminders on my phone, I am getting more and more forgetful. But instead of waiting until next week, I thought I’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s okay, really. My ear is swollen shut so I can’t even hear the phone if it rings. It is ringing. Right? Right?? *sob*
So, what the heck happened? I know we mentioned December slowing things up, but here it is the second week of January and… I know. I’m the one asking these things. Not you. Not even Levi, who I spoke to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And no, don’t be one of those jerks who saves it for the encore. I gotta get home by 9pm. Bones is on.