Actually, there’s no continuation there. I literally can’t make an omelet. At least not a classic French one. I guess I was raised thinking what I was being served by my mom was an omelet, but it was actually somewhere[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the board game “Mystery Date?” Well, this is almost like that, expect we lost some of the pieces, and the only other Milton Bradley product we had lying around was a Ouija board. I met this dreamboat, Brad, from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I pay too much for basic cable for it to make my head spin around like this. More like “Must Scream TV,” amiright?
A razor a day would probably keep the doctor away. If he knew what was good for him.
Kidding, kids! Don’t ever vandalize your neighbors’ homes. They likely have cameras. And guns. Unless they give you pennies. Man, there may have been a time when getting a penny was almost as good as getting a piece of candy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
*This one is a real review
There’s a discount on extractions this week. Is it weird that this comic page is more violent than Suicide Squad?* *not a review
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Don’t mind me, just sitting here trying to convince myself that I wasn’t Levi’s model for the Black Plague. My mom used to sell A-Non (or, you know, this world’s equivalent) when I was a wee boy. It was a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Which is perfectly okay. Sometimes it’s okay to win just by trying. Or by finishing everything on your plate. Unless it’s mushrooms. I’ve never gotten my mushroom trophy, and I’m perfectly all right with that. Point is, be a gracious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
