{"id":227,"date":"2020-09-08T20:19:21","date_gmt":"2020-09-09T00:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dontaskcomics.com\/captaintemerity\/?p=227"},"modified":"2020-09-08T20:19:25","modified_gmt":"2020-09-09T00:19:25","slug":"rca-to-coax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dontaskcomics.com\/captaintemerity\/rca-to-coax\/","title":{"rendered":"RCA-to-Coax"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Gram, I don&#8217;t think you put on the right game!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Esther set down her scone and got up from her used-to-be-more-comfortable-than-it-is-now chair and walked into Little Byrd&#8217;s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Byrd, I told you. That Atari was your grandfather&#8217;s. I don&#8217;t know all the games.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byrd had pulled the cartridge out of the system without shutting it off. Multi-hued lines argued with the old tube tv&#8217;s screen in an headache-inducing pattern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cartridge, on a slightly faded sticker, said &#8220;ADVENTURE&#8221; in bold orange text. There was a dragon in a picture in the foreground, and a knight come down from a castle behind it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m supposed to be a knight,&#8221; Byrd said with both pride and frustration. &#8220;But I&#8217;m a dot.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Esther frowned. &#8220;Everything was dots when these games came out. You had big dots, little dots, yellow dots that ate white dots. It was all dots.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byrd held up her mom&#8217;s old phone that had been passed down to her when Apple came out with the new ones last year. &#8220;I can play a knight in my game on this, and he actually looks like a knight.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, yes. I know. The knights look like knights, the birds look like angry little birds,&#8221; she mussed Byrd&#8217;s hair at that. &#8220;But I told you this system was old when you asked me to hook it up for you. I said you probably weren&#8217;t going to have much fun with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byrd was going through some of the other games in the box. &#8220;This one has a guy swinging over an alligator. Are there really alligators in the game?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I think so, yes. But they don&#8217;t do a whole lot. There&#8217;s a scorpion that chases you though.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She continued in the box. &#8220;What&#8217;s an E.T.?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;From what I remember, a terrible mistake.&#8221; Esther sat down next to her granddaughter on the small loveseat. &#8220;Let me show you how to get to the dragon. He looks like a dragon. 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We have to take that so we can get over the wall.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byrd watched some more. &#8220;Did you play a lot of games when you were my age, Gram?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Esther thought about it. &#8220;Some. Mostly at the arcade.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The what?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We used to have to go to a place that was all video games. That, or the bowling alley. And sometimes the roller-skating rink.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Because not everyone could afford an Atari. And we&#8217;d hang out with our friends. We&#8217;d eat hot dogs and ice cream and play games and listen to music.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byrd tilted her head a little. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we ever go to the arcade?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Esther put the controller in her lap. &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t know if they still have them any more. 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