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Baujahr and the Fr\u00fcms<\/h3>\r\n
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Dec 31, 2012<\/span>And now, this musical interlude...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 07, 2013<\/span>Best Episode of \"Downton Abbey\" ever!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 14, 2013<\/span>Somebody get Earl with the program please.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 21, 2013<\/span>Doesn't anyone know \"The Camp Town Races?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 28, 2013<\/span>My Fr\u00fcm is a killing word.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 04, 2013<\/span>Mauling here and there and everywhere.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 11, 2013<\/span>Shouldn't we try to pass Fr\u00fcm marriage first?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 18, 2013<\/span>Cereal? A crummy commercial? Son of a Fr\u00fcm!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 25, 2013<\/span>Fortunately, it's a short story.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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Special Content<\/h3>\r\n
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Dec 24, 2012<\/span>I got a rock.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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Middle Ground<\/h3>\r\n
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Mar 04, 2013<\/span>How bout a little mustard to go with your Catch-Up.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 11, 2013<\/span>Maya Angelou you are not...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 18, 2013<\/span>Oh, I get it... They paddled their way into 1998.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 24, 2013<\/span>Oooh, is it gonna be one of those epic rap battles?!?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 31, 2013<\/span>Can we stop by Peanuts first? I'm starving!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 07, 2013<\/span>Stones, Shmones... Tell me where you got those boots!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 14, 2013<\/span>Neat trick. Do you also do windows?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 21, 2013<\/span>As a follow-up suggestion... get funky!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 28, 2013<\/span>I... I guess you had to be there?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 03, 2013<\/span>Hide all you want, there's no way you're getting that hat over those ears.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 09, 2013<\/span>Not to mention the torrid affair with my bedspread...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 17, 2013<\/span>FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRRRDD!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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Baujahr Begins!<\/h3>\r\n
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Aug 18, 2011<\/span>Baujahr! Begins<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 19, 2011<\/span>Tasty on sammiches<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 20, 2011<\/span>Won't that make it hard to light my cigarette?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 21, 2011<\/span>But you can keep your vinyl copy of Kajagoogoo...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 22, 2011<\/span>Does that make me the Milk?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 29, 2011<\/span>Oh no! I just started this web site and everything!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 05, 2011<\/span>You, uh... you got a bit of the Plate on you there...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 12, 2011<\/span>I used to think a \"hostile\" was a turnstile that slapped you on the rump as you walked through...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 19, 2011<\/span>Well..? We're waiting...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 26, 2011<\/span>Darmstadt... The flavor says \"butter.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 03, 2011<\/span>I like mine with oatmeal. And chocolate. And butterscotch. And...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 10, 2011<\/span>Not singing, actually. Had a bad burrito earlier.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 17, 2011<\/span>Expect a citation from the Home Owners Association.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 24, 2011<\/span>Perhaps Autotune serves a purpose after all.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 31, 2011<\/span>Never bungle another man's bowler.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 07, 2011<\/span>Check the label in his underwear to be sure.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 14, 2011<\/span>Did you need me to sign for that?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 16, 2011<\/span>You lose a hat, but you're given the bird.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 21, 2011<\/span>Tasted better going down.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 28, 2011<\/span>Focus that rage, man...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 02, 2011<\/span>This way to the Egress...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 05, 2011<\/span>See if one of them will pick up a pizza...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 09, 2011<\/span>Snap! Crackle! Butt!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 12, 2011<\/span>And \"like a good neighbor,\" I totally ignored it.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 16, 2011<\/span>Computer down..? My Commodore-64 never crashes!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 19, 2011<\/span>Maybe I should've said \"two to pillowy cloud up\" instead.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 23, 2011<\/span>Do you think Nic Cage will star in Baujahr: The Motion Picture now?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 26, 2011<\/span>In space, no one can see your pores...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 30, 2011<\/span>Any chance the hat is going to be full of hot Earl Grey tea?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 02, 2012<\/span>Be a shame if something bad happens to my nice new hat!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 06, 2012<\/span>Have Gun - Will Trample<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 09, 2012<\/span>...and Satyr graham crackers.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 13, 2012<\/span>Baujahr, Baujahr, anger and pie \/ Killed the bots and made Jeff cry.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 16, 2012<\/span>This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 20, 2012<\/span>And don't let the pod bay door hit you on the rump on your way out...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 23, 2012<\/span>Also, I'd like to give you this free copy of \"The Watchtower.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 27, 2012<\/span>Well, that's... not good...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 30, 2012<\/span>You know. For kicks.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 03, 2012<\/span>Well, chute...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 06, 2012<\/span>Must be a private joke.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 10, 2012<\/span>Someone call Redenbacher, this one didn't *POP*.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 13, 2012<\/span>Yeah, but then there was that whole season of Lost where EVERYONE was dead.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 17, 2012<\/span>Okay, dear. Wear a sweater and be home before dark.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 20, 2012<\/span>You think you're ticked now? Wait till the duck and the dog get here!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 24, 2012<\/span>Because every comic is made better by robots!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 26, 2012<\/span>Wasn't Irrelephant Big Bird's imaginary friend on Sesame Street?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 02, 2012<\/span>\"Relax, dude. I have NO arms. Or feet. Unless... what's this thing on top of my head?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 05, 2012<\/span>Ima go hang at that flea market over there. Those dudes look friendly.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 09, 2012<\/span>Quickly! I have an Extreme Frisbee tournament to get to.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 12, 2012<\/span>What did fi-- er... three fingers say to the face?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 16, 2012<\/span>Just what this comic was missing... sarcastic pants.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 19, 2012<\/span>Please allow me to refrain from comment on the \"magic coin purse.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 22, 2012<\/span>Is it too late to change my wish to a Maserati?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 26, 2012<\/span>Coming up this Friday, our new comic \"Jeff!\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 30, 2012<\/span>Just tell them \"Baujahr\" is the name of a new kind of cheese danish.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 02, 2012<\/span>Sure, I'm just waiting for the Yellow Moon, Green Clover, and the rest of the marshmallows to get here. Why not?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 06, 2012<\/span>Bad news, man. She meant you should have that wacky cactus make the wish for you.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 09, 2012<\/span>Poof..?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 13, 2012<\/span>Cool? That's like asking for a steak dinner and getting a McBurger!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 16, 2012<\/span>Because it's not uncommon for wild forrest creatures to run screaming from my mom...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 20, 2012<\/span>No, apparently I'm Jeff's very damp twin. Towelette?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 23, 2012<\/span>Maybe throw on some pants the next time you go bounding into the air there...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 27, 2012<\/span>Didn't see that one coming, did ja'?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 30, 2012<\/span>Okay, this one may get a little long...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 04, 2012<\/span>A Tale of Two Jeffs.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 07, 2012<\/span>Look out, tummy, here he comes!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 11, 2012<\/span>My best friend is a bag of toenail clippings. Mostly my toenails.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 14, 2012<\/span>You know, if you wanna'. No big deal.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 18, 2012<\/span>Meanwhile, in my trousers...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 21, 2012<\/span>That bowler was a gift to me from the Queen of Levi's World!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 25, 2012<\/span>Plate... Cookie... They can both be 'chipped.'<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 28, 2012<\/span>\"Deja Blew\" = The feeling that I've exploded like this before.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 01, 2012<\/span>Still can't remember the pin number for my ATM card though.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 04, 2012<\/span>Last time I ate a dead body, all I got was indigestion and a Buick LeSabre.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 08, 2012<\/span>If I am, I just destroyed his underwear.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 11, 2012<\/span>I don't know that thinking is his real strength...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 15, 2012<\/span>I knew we should've made that left turn a Trrbuk.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 18, 2012<\/span>No thanks. Six bags is my limit.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 22, 2012<\/span>Yeah. And..?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 25, 2012<\/span>Care for a cup-full of my guest bathroom..?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 29, 2012<\/span>Just be glad we're at the front door, if you know what I'm saying.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 02, 2012<\/span>Oh sure, but when I let my cat do it...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 06, 2012<\/span>What if I'm neither of those things? What then?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 09, 2012<\/span>Personal Space!! Personal Space!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 13, 2012<\/span>All it had in it was $2 and some butt lint, but it's the principle of the matter.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 16, 2012<\/span>As one man's journey begins, another's nudity ends...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 20, 2012<\/span>Then I guess it goes without saying, don't feed... ANYTHING.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 23, 2012<\/span>And while we're summing things up... Anger issues. You have 'em.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 27, 2012<\/span>It's a very special time in a young man's life when he grows... Amish.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 30, 2012<\/span>Truer words, Jeff...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 03, 2012<\/span>Yeah, the hat is yours, but you owe five bucks if you wanna' keep the beard.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 06, 2012<\/span>There's another five bucks well spent then.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 10, 2012<\/span>Would he, could he, in a box?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 13, 2012<\/span>If we get there and he doesn't have some Fruit Stripe gum, I'm gonna' be livid.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 17, 2012<\/span>Speak for yourself. My lungs burn just from stepping up on the curb.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 20, 2012<\/span>They also don't ride motorcycles or eat linguine. Sad, isn't it?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 24, 2012<\/span>After that thing with your eyes, I'm willing to dig my way out of here using my teeth.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 27, 2012<\/span>Talk about breakin' your eggs. Yeesh.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 31, 2012<\/span>You break it, you bought it, pal.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 03, 2012<\/span>Give me a crack at that...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 07, 2012<\/span>Did we... did we just get \"belched?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 10, 2012<\/span>\"I found it in the field\" is the new \"It fell off a truck.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 14, 2012<\/span>Wild? I was going for Icky.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 17, 2012<\/span>The robot is a distant cousin we prefer not to talk about.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 21, 2012<\/span>Space Fleas... The bane of Interstellar Kitty and Galaxy Pooch.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 24, 2012<\/span>Just last week I faced three wraths and a mirth.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 28, 2012<\/span>grrrgle..!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 01, 2012<\/span>Jeff's long-term memory loss has us a bit concerned.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 05, 2012<\/span>Oh yeah, that Plate guy. He was a blast.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 08, 2012<\/span>Not to mention that powdered wig phase...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 12, 2012<\/span>My chain wallet is a legacy too... of 1993.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 15, 2012<\/span>Lower-intestinal travel is faster than your average bullet train, after all.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 19, 2012<\/span>Does it have Oprah's portrait on it?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 22, 2012<\/span>Oddly, this is not the first time I've been given money to leave... <\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 26, 2012<\/span>I hear Q-Bert was buried with his cat.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 29, 2012<\/span>It doesn't sound like much, but in this economy... <\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 02, 2012<\/span>It's not like these little arms were built for the backstroke.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 05, 2012<\/span>I wonder, wonder who rode the bot of love...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 09, 2012<\/span>I hear all the good coin is in the Cayman Islands.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 12, 2012<\/span>I can practically hear Linkin Park rolling over the credits!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 16, 2012<\/span>Don't know what you're complaining about. Those things are $25 to rent at Pismo Beach. <\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 19, 2012<\/span>Glad I didn't mention that fly in my soup.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 23, 2012<\/span>Brrble-grrble-glub-glub.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 26, 2012<\/span>Can't you see, I have the legs of a dancer?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 30, 2012<\/span>The real question: Can beggars be swimmers?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 03, 2012<\/span>Maybe you need to jiggle the handle.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 07, 2012<\/span>You steer with your feet?!? I'm definitely doing something wrong then...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 10, 2012<\/span>If I tag this with \"Star Wars,\" will readership go up?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 14, 2012<\/span>Does \"Kee Koo\" translate to \"You're grounded?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 17, 2012<\/span>It'll stunt your existentialism.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 21, 2012<\/span>Well... That seems sorta final, don't it?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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You Gotta Start Somewhere (Chapter One)<\/h3>\r\n
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Aug 18, 2011<\/span>Baujahr! Begins<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 19, 2011<\/span>Tasty on sammiches<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 20, 2011<\/span>Won't that make it hard to light my cigarette?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 21, 2011<\/span>But you can keep your vinyl copy of Kajagoogoo...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 22, 2011<\/span>Does that make me the Milk?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 29, 2011<\/span>Oh no! I just started this web site and everything!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 05, 2011<\/span>You, uh... you got a bit of the Plate on you there...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 12, 2011<\/span>I used to think a \"hostile\" was a turnstile that slapped you on the rump as you walked through...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 19, 2011<\/span>Well..? We're waiting...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 26, 2011<\/span>Darmstadt... The flavor says \"butter.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 03, 2011<\/span>I like mine with oatmeal. And chocolate. And butterscotch. And...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 10, 2011<\/span>Not singing, actually. Had a bad burrito earlier.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 17, 2011<\/span>Expect a citation from the Home Owners Association.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 24, 2011<\/span>Perhaps Autotune serves a purpose after all.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 31, 2011<\/span>Never bungle another man's bowler.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 07, 2011<\/span>Check the label in his underwear to be sure.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 14, 2011<\/span>Did you need me to sign for that?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 16, 2011<\/span>You lose a hat, but you're given the bird.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 21, 2011<\/span>Tasted better going down.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 28, 2011<\/span>Focus that rage, man...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 02, 2011<\/span>This way to the Egress...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 05, 2011<\/span>See if one of them will pick up a pizza...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 09, 2011<\/span>Snap! Crackle! Butt!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 12, 2011<\/span>And \"like a good neighbor,\" I totally ignored it.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 16, 2011<\/span>Computer down..? My Commodore-64 never crashes!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 19, 2011<\/span>Maybe I should've said \"two to pillowy cloud up\" instead.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 23, 2011<\/span>Do you think Nic Cage will star in Baujahr: The Motion Picture now?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 26, 2011<\/span>In space, no one can see your pores...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 30, 2011<\/span>Any chance the hat is going to be full of hot Earl Grey tea?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 02, 2012<\/span>Be a shame if something bad happens to my nice new hat!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 06, 2012<\/span>Have Gun - Will Trample<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 09, 2012<\/span>...and Satyr graham crackers.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 13, 2012<\/span>Baujahr, Baujahr, anger and pie \/ Killed the bots and made Jeff cry.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 16, 2012<\/span>This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 20, 2012<\/span>And don't let the pod bay door hit you on the rump on your way out...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 23, 2012<\/span>Also, I'd like to give you this free copy of \"The Watchtower.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 27, 2012<\/span>Well, that's... not good...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jan 30, 2012<\/span>You know. For kicks.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 03, 2012<\/span>Well, chute...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 06, 2012<\/span>Must be a private joke.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 10, 2012<\/span>Someone call Redenbacher, this one didn't *POP*.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 13, 2012<\/span>Yeah, but then there was that whole season of Lost where EVERYONE was dead.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 17, 2012<\/span>Okay, dear. Wear a sweater and be home before dark.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 20, 2012<\/span>You think you're ticked now? Wait till the duck and the dog get here!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 24, 2012<\/span>Because every comic is made better by robots!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Feb 26, 2012<\/span>Wasn't Irrelephant Big Bird's imaginary friend on Sesame Street?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 02, 2012<\/span>\"Relax, dude. I have NO arms. Or feet. Unless... what's this thing on top of my head?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 05, 2012<\/span>Ima go hang at that flea market over there. Those dudes look friendly.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 09, 2012<\/span>Quickly! I have an Extreme Frisbee tournament to get to.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 12, 2012<\/span>What did fi-- er... three fingers say to the face?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 16, 2012<\/span>Just what this comic was missing... sarcastic pants.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 19, 2012<\/span>Please allow me to refrain from comment on the \"magic coin purse.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 22, 2012<\/span>Is it too late to change my wish to a Maserati?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 26, 2012<\/span>Coming up this Friday, our new comic \"Jeff!\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Mar 30, 2012<\/span>Just tell them \"Baujahr\" is the name of a new kind of cheese danish.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 02, 2012<\/span>Sure, I'm just waiting for the Yellow Moon, Green Clover, and the rest of the marshmallows to get here. Why not?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 06, 2012<\/span>Bad news, man. She meant you should have that wacky cactus make the wish for you.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 09, 2012<\/span>Poof..?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 13, 2012<\/span>Cool? That's like asking for a steak dinner and getting a McBurger!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 16, 2012<\/span>Because it's not uncommon for wild forrest creatures to run screaming from my mom...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 20, 2012<\/span>No, apparently I'm Jeff's very damp twin. Towelette?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 23, 2012<\/span>Maybe throw on some pants the next time you go bounding into the air there...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Apr 27, 2012<\/span>Didn't see that one coming, did ja'?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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Back To Baujahr! (Chapter Two)<\/h3>\r\n
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Apr 30, 2012<\/span>Okay, this one may get a little long...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 04, 2012<\/span>A Tale of Two Jeffs.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 07, 2012<\/span>Look out, tummy, here he comes!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 11, 2012<\/span>My best friend is a bag of toenail clippings. Mostly my toenails.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 14, 2012<\/span>You know, if you wanna'. No big deal.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 18, 2012<\/span>Meanwhile, in my trousers...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 21, 2012<\/span>That bowler was a gift to me from the Queen of Levi's World!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 25, 2012<\/span>Plate... Cookie... They can both be 'chipped.'<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
May 28, 2012<\/span>\"Deja Blew\" = The feeling that I've exploded like this before.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 01, 2012<\/span>Still can't remember the pin number for my ATM card though.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 04, 2012<\/span>Last time I ate a dead body, all I got was indigestion and a Buick LeSabre.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 08, 2012<\/span>If I am, I just destroyed his underwear.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 11, 2012<\/span>I don't know that thinking is his real strength...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 15, 2012<\/span>I knew we should've made that left turn a Trrbuk.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 18, 2012<\/span>No thanks. Six bags is my limit.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 22, 2012<\/span>Yeah. And..?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 25, 2012<\/span>Care for a cup-full of my guest bathroom..?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jun 29, 2012<\/span>Just be glad we're at the front door, if you know what I'm saying.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 02, 2012<\/span>Oh sure, but when I let my cat do it...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 06, 2012<\/span>What if I'm neither of those things? What then?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 09, 2012<\/span>Personal Space!! Personal Space!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 13, 2012<\/span>All it had in it was $2 and some butt lint, but it's the principle of the matter.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 16, 2012<\/span>As one man's journey begins, another's nudity ends...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 20, 2012<\/span>Then I guess it goes without saying, don't feed... ANYTHING.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 23, 2012<\/span>And while we're summing things up... Anger issues. You have 'em.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 27, 2012<\/span>It's a very special time in a young man's life when he grows... Amish.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Jul 30, 2012<\/span>Truer words, Jeff...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 03, 2012<\/span>Yeah, the hat is yours, but you owe five bucks if you wanna' keep the beard.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 06, 2012<\/span>There's another five bucks well spent then.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 10, 2012<\/span>Would he, could he, in a box?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 13, 2012<\/span>If we get there and he doesn't have some Fruit Stripe gum, I'm gonna' be livid.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 17, 2012<\/span>Speak for yourself. My lungs burn just from stepping up on the curb.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 20, 2012<\/span>They also don't ride motorcycles or eat linguine. Sad, isn't it?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 24, 2012<\/span>After that thing with your eyes, I'm willing to dig my way out of here using my teeth.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 27, 2012<\/span>Talk about breakin' your eggs. Yeesh.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Aug 31, 2012<\/span>You break it, you bought it, pal.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 03, 2012<\/span>Give me a crack at that...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 07, 2012<\/span>Did we... did we just get \"belched?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 10, 2012<\/span>\"I found it in the field\" is the new \"It fell off a truck.\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 14, 2012<\/span>Wild? I was going for Icky.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 17, 2012<\/span>The robot is a distant cousin we prefer not to talk about.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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Paternity Tested (Chapter Three)<\/h3>\r\n
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Sep 21, 2012<\/span>Space Fleas... The bane of Interstellar Kitty and Galaxy Pooch.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 24, 2012<\/span>Just last week I faced three wraths and a mirth.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Sep 28, 2012<\/span>grrrgle..!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 01, 2012<\/span>Jeff's long-term memory loss has us a bit concerned.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 05, 2012<\/span>Oh yeah, that Plate guy. He was a blast.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 08, 2012<\/span>Not to mention that powdered wig phase...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 12, 2012<\/span>My chain wallet is a legacy too... of 1993.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 15, 2012<\/span>Lower-intestinal travel is faster than your average bullet train, after all.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 19, 2012<\/span>Does it have Oprah's portrait on it?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 22, 2012<\/span>Oddly, this is not the first time I've been given money to leave... <\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 26, 2012<\/span>I hear Q-Bert was buried with his cat.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Oct 29, 2012<\/span>It doesn't sound like much, but in this economy... <\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 02, 2012<\/span>It's not like these little arms were built for the backstroke.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 05, 2012<\/span>I wonder, wonder who rode the bot of love...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 09, 2012<\/span>I hear all the good coin is in the Cayman Islands.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 12, 2012<\/span>I can practically hear Linkin Park rolling over the credits!<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 16, 2012<\/span>Don't know what you're complaining about. Those things are $25 to rent at Pismo Beach. <\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 19, 2012<\/span>Glad I didn't mention that fly in my soup.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 23, 2012<\/span>Brrble-grrble-glub-glub.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 26, 2012<\/span>Can't you see, I have the legs of a dancer?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Nov 30, 2012<\/span>The real question: Can beggars be swimmers?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 03, 2012<\/span>Maybe you need to jiggle the handle.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 07, 2012<\/span>You steer with your feet?!? I'm definitely doing something wrong then...<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 10, 2012<\/span>If I tag this with \"Star Wars,\" will readership go up?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 14, 2012<\/span>Does \"Kee Koo\" translate to \"You're grounded?\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 17, 2012<\/span>It'll stunt your existentialism.<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n
Dec 21, 2012<\/span>Well... That seems sorta final, don't it?<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n
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