Yeah, the hat is yours, but you owe five bucks if you wanna’ keep the beard.
Aug03
I wanna’ see the movie about the Time-Travelling Ghost of Lincoln that freed the dinosaurs! But, then again, maybe movie-goers are Lincolned out at this point.
Why are there no stories about Chester A. Arthur spaying and neutering werewolves? That dude got gypped, man.
