“I found it in the field” is the new “It fell off a truck.”
Sep10
Try to pull that one in court, I dare you!
Hey, did you remember that Baujahr and Jeff were eaten way back in Baujahr # 83! Twenty whole strips of them stuck in a digestive track… That’s longer than it takes for a piece of gum to pass through! Unless it’s Hubba Bubba. That stuff didn’t stick to anything.
Of course, I haven’t tried chewing it since I grew facial hair. Everything seems to stick to facial hair. I bet if Baujahr grew a goatee on his head, he’d stop losing his hat so much.
