Hide all you want, there’s no way you’re getting that hat over those ears.
Hey there! How was your week?
Uh… yeah. I… I know. It felt a little longer than usual. Because, well… it was.
Okay, confession:
We took an unintended hiatus. It wasn’t planned, it wasn’t something we wanted to do. And it went on way longer than we expected. I can make some excuses, some promises, even a few veiled threats, but the truth is… sometimes this stuff happens.
And that, in an of itself, makes absolutely nothing better. Not for us, and certainly not for you, our readers, who expect to see the adventures of a snarky little lump of green putty once a week.
No, I don’t know what Baujahr actually is. I’m just guessing he’s a malformed version of Gumby. Go with it.
Anyway, we’re very sorry about the lost month, and we hope we it won’t ever happen again.
More than that, we hope you’re ready for things to get back to normal. Or whatever passes for normal in the lives of Baujahr, Jeff and Vyra. Which is not much. Honestly. If there’s one thing I can and will promise you right this second, it’s this:
The weirdness isn’t going anywhere.
You have been warned.
