Also, I’d like to give you this free copy of “The Watchtower.”
Have you heard the good news? Sielski is about to die!
You know, I try so hard to be nice to people who come to my door… But I hate answering the door! As much as I hate answering the phone. I just don’t like being bothered, I guess.
Except by the girl scout in our neighborhood, because she brings us cookies. You want to endear yourself to this house? Bring me some Thin Mints, buddy. Some Tagalongs and Samoas will go a long way to making me want to listen to you talk about your school team needing new uniforms.
I don’t know why I don’t just get a “No Soliciting” sign. A couple bucks worth of print and adhesive would solve our issue, but I might as well be building a moat for the effort I’m willing to put forth.
We do have the Monster Cat. I guess if I just unleashed Dante on people, we’d get a lot fewer visitors. As it is, the people who live here are in fear of him. Little jerk (I love him so!).
