Kidding, kids! Don’t ever vandalize your neighbors’ homes. They likely have cameras. And guns.

Unless they give you pennies. Man, there may have been a time when getting a penny was almost as good as getting a piece of candy because the cost was about that. But those times are long, long past. I don’t think wishing wells even take pennies any more. What’s the going rate for a wish these days? I’m thinking at least an XBox. Current gen, none of that retro garbage.