Remember the board game “Mystery Date?” Well, this is almost like that, expect we lost some of the pieces, and the only other Milton Bradley product we had lying around was a Ouija board. I met this dreamboat, Brad, from the sixth level of Hell. Great guy, snappy dresser, but terrible singing voice. And when I went to kiss him goodnight, his gnarled fangs chewed half my face off.

I think it’s going to work out.