Try to pull that one in court, I dare you!

 

Hey, did you remember that Baujahr and Jeff were eaten way back in Baujahr # 83!  Twenty whole strips of them stuck in a digestive track…  That’s longer than it takes for a piece of gum to pass through!  Unless it’s Hubba Bubba.  That stuff didn’t stick to anything.

Of course, I haven’t tried chewing it since I grew facial hair.  Everything seems to stick to facial hair.  I bet if Baujahr grew a goatee on his head, he’d stop losing his hat so much.